Is it easy to take a leave from your boss? Why we need to get approval to take a leave? What would you do if your boss does not allow you to take a leave? Below is the example.
When I want to take leave from my boss, my boss replied me by writing below to me.
You want to take 1 day leave? See what you are requesting from company:
In 1 year, there are 365 days that you can work.
1 year has 52 weeks. You already rest for 2 days every week. Remain 261 working days. [365 – 52 x 2]
Everyday, you work 8 hours and there are 16 hours at which you are not in work. Minus 174 days and there will be remain 87 working days. [261 – 16 x 261 / 24]
Everyday, you use 30 minutes to drink coffee and 30 minutes to go to washroom. When it is add up, it will become 33 days per year. Remain 54 working days. [87 – 1 x 261 / 8]
Everyday, you use 1 hour for lunch. Total 33 days per year. Remain 21 working days. [54 – 1 x 261 / 8]
Normally, you take 2 days of medical leave every year. Therefore, your working days become 19.
Every year there are 10 public holidays. Company does not operate. Now, you only work for 9 days.
Everyday, you use at least 15 minutes to update Facebook, check personal email and
surfing internet. Total 8 days per year. Remain 1 working day. [9 – 0.25 x 261 / 8]
You just working for 1 day and now you want to take leave for this 1 day?
You fucker still want to take the leave?
From Your Nice Boss
I reply with below content:
Office hour starts at 9.00am but I go out from home at 8.30pm.
(I work for company related matter for this period but company never pay money to me)
Office hour ends at 5.00pm but I go back at 5.30pm and reached home at 6.00pm.
(I work for company related matter for this period but company never pay money to me)
Company does not allow casual wear. All staff must wear coat and leather shoe. I have to buy a few sets to work and company never pay for me.
Everyday I need to look at the computer and my eyesight becomes poorer everyday. Anyway, company never pay for me to see doctor.
Everyday, I use mouse and keyboard until my shoulder pain. I have to use pain killer. Anyway, company never buy for me.
Every time when there is a problem, you just throw it to me. I have to think about it every second wherever I walk to. I have to think about it even in the dream. Anyway, company never pay me for overtime.
When customers are not happy, they will phone to me and shout at me. This can make my nerve becomes weak and no mood to eat. Furthermore, I need to stay over the night to settle the case. Anyway, company never pay money to me.
To maintain good relationship with company colleagues and customers, I have to buy some souvenirs for them when I go for travel. The souvenirs are bought with my own money. Company never pay money to me.
What a fucker do not allow me to take 1 day leave!
From Your Deadly Employee
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