Customer: Hi, I am Joselyn. I can’t get my DVD out! It is stuck!
Technical Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, I am very sure it is really stuck.
Technical Support: It doesn’t sound good. I will make a note.
Customer: Wait a minute. Oh no! I haven’t inserted it yet. It is still on my desk. Sorry. Thank you.
Technical Support: …

Customer: My computer’s hard disc not function properly.
Technical Support: Please click on the "My Computer" icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Technical Support: …

Customer: My computer hang.
Technical Support: What is on your monitor now?
Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11 store.
Technical Support: …

Technical Support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Internet Explorer
Technical Support: That is not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry … Firefox.
Technical Support: …

Technical Support: How can I help you?
Customer: My computer cannot start.
Technical Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A black one.
Technical Support: …

Technical Support: Hello. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hi … I cannot print.
Technical Support: Would you click on "START" for me and …
Customer: Pal, listen! Don’t start getting technical with me. I’m not Steve Jobs or Bill Gates! If I know it, I will not call you!
Technical Support: …

Customer: My keyboard is not working. Please help!
Technical Support: Are you sure your keyboard already plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Technical Support: Never mind. Now, pick up your keyboard and take ten steps backwards.
Customer: Okay.
Technical Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Technical Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there is another one here. Wait a moment please … Ah, that one does work. Thanks.
Technical Support: …

Customer: I forget my password and would like to retrive the password.
Tech Support: Your password is the small letter "b" as in boy, a capital letter "T" as in Tomato, and the number "8".
Customer: Is that "8" in capital letters?
Technical Support: …

Customer: Good morning, this is Evelyn. I cannot print. Every time I try to print, computer says "Can’t Find Printer". I even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can’t find it! WTF!
Technical Support: …

Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Technical Support: Are you absolutely sure you used the correct password?
Customer: Yes, I am absolutely sure because I saw my colleague do it.
Technical Support: Can you tell me what is the password?
Customer: I saw six black dots in the password box.
Technical Support: …

Customer: I have problems printing in blue color.
Technical Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aah … I know it already. Thank you!
Technical Support: …

Customer: I have problem with my printer.
Technical Support: Are you running it under Windows?
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting next to me is by a window, and his printer is working fine! Should I sit beside window?
Technical Support: …

Customer: I have a huge problem!
Technical Support: What problem?
Customer: My friend has placed a screen saver on my computer. Anyway, every time when I move my mouse, it disappears.
Technical Support: …

Technical Support: How may I help you?
Customer: I am writing my first email in my life.
Technical Support: OK. That’s great. What seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter "a" in the email address, but how do I get the little circle around it.
Technical Support: …

1. When you go out with us, please wear clothes that we like, not your favorite clothes. By doing that, your dirty clothes can have a rest before you wear it again.

2. We appreciate the eye contact is established above shoulder level instead of at bust level.

3. Please do not drive when you are not driving, especially when you are looking at girls beside the street.

4. Yes! You are right. Most of the great chefs in this planet are men. But why you never cook in the kitchen and even do not know how to fry egg?

5. In whatever situation, please do not say what you want to say during the movie is playing. Please say only after the movie is finish and we know you already know the story. We just want to enjoy the movie.

6. Do not understand why we must go into ladies room in group? This is because we want to talk bad things about you and it is not convenient to talk in front of you.

7. If you are looking for some honest answers, please do not ask on bed. This is especially true when there are some activities going on bed. We just want to keep you happy and we hope that the activity finish as soon as possible.

8. When you and your friends start to make joke of the combat woman missing target, please look at yourself how many times you are successful in shooting exactly into toilet bowl.

9. Please do not say that our hairs are all around the house. We know that we cannot find your hair easily in the house because you are bald.

10. Please do not always say that we like to stand in front of mirror. Actually we do not mind if you always look into the mirror to check your appearance. In fact, please do it often.

11. When you make a joke of female driver next time, please analyze the number of accidents causing by viewing sexy girls on the street.

12. Please stop telling us that most male strippers are gay. Actually, we know that this is not true and most important we don’t care.

13. If we are watching football with you, it does not means that we are interested in football or we want to build relationship with you. It just means that we are interested in footballers’ butts and their muscles.

14. We know that you can beat us with your strong arm, but why you do not beat your boss when your boss bully you?

15. Please do not always complaint women are fat during middle age. Actually, the size of your belly is bigger than when women are pregnant.

16. If you say that only women gossip, then how do you know who is gossiping about who?

17. Cleaning house is not the work of women. In fact, most of the rubbish and dirty marks are created by men.

18. Do not always say that our bras color do not match with our underpants. This is because we do change our underpants frequently. In contrast, only men keep on wearing same underpants for several days.

Apple Computers

Apple was the favorite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues did not suggest a better name by 5 o’clock that evening.

Motorola

Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola.

Adobe

This name is comes from the river Adobe Creek that flow behind the house of founder John Warnock.

3M

The name originated from Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company which have 3 ‘M’ wording in the name.

Mercedes

This was actually the daughter’s name of financier.

CISCO

It is not an acronym as popularly believed. It is short name for San Francisco.

Corel

The name was derived from the founder’s name Dr. Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland Research Laboratory.

Hotmail

Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing email via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in mail and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letters ‘html’ – the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective uppercasing.

Hewlett Packard

Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.

Coca Cola

Coca-Cola’s name is derived from the coca leaves and kola nuts used as flavoring.

Intel

Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company – Moore Noyce but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.

Compaq

This name was formed by using COM for computer and PAQ to denote a small integral object.

Lotus (Notes)

Mitch Kapoor got the name for his company from ‘The Lotus Position’ or ‘Padmasana’. Kapoor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

Microsoft

Coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the ‘-’ was removed later on.

Oracle

Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency). The code name for the project was called Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such). The project was designed to help use the newly written SQL code by IBM. The project eventually was terminated but Larry and Bob decided to finish what they started and bring it to the world. They kept the name Oracle and created the RDBMS engine. Later they kept the same name for the company.

Sony

It originated from the Latin word ’sonus’ meaning sound, and ’sonny’ a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster.

Sun

Founded by 4 Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network. Andreas Bechtolsheim built a microcomputer. Vinod Khosla recruited him and Scott McNealy to manufacture computers based on it and Bill Joy to develop a UNIX-based OS for the computer.

Yahoo!

The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book ‘Gulliver’s Travels’. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos.

Google

The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search engine would be able to search. It was originally named Googol, a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders, Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to Google… thus the name.

When we are small – we carry school bag.
Nowadays – we carry office bag.

When we are small – we use notebook and pen.
Nowadays – we use HP note book and pen drive.

When we are small – our hero is Transformer.
Nowadays – our hero is Mercedes.

When we are small – we wear half pants and skirts.
Nowadays – we wear pants with hole and mini skirts.

When we are small – we play with plastic car running on battery.
Nowadays – we play with metal car running on petrol.

When we are small – we scared of teachers and exams.
Nowadays – we scared of bosses and targets.

When we are small – we wait for school holiday.
Nowadays – we wait for public holiday.

When we are small – we want to be the class topper.
Nowadays – we want to be the employee of the month.

When we are small – we are evaluated based on quarterly exams.
Nowadays – we are evaluated based on quarterly results.

When we are small – we ask for more marks.
Nowadays – we ask for more money.

When we are small – we need to pass through annual exams.
Nowadays – we need to pass through annual appraisals.

When we are small – we survive based on pocket money.
Nowadays – we survive based on salary.

When we are small – we eagerly waiting for Christmas gift.
Nowadays – we eagerly waiting for year-end bonus.

When we are small – we crave for the latest toy in the market.
Nowadays – we crave for the latest gadget in the market.

When we are small – we eat a lot of sweets.
Nowadays – we eat a lot of medicine.

At the end, you will realize that nothing has changed. We are still doing what we have done when we were small.

1. Rat

The lunar years of the rat in the western calendar:

[Feb 10, 1948 – Jan 28, 1949] [Jan 28, 1960 – Feb 14, 1961] [Feb 15, 1972 – Feb 2, 1973] [Feb 2, 1984 – Feb 19, 1985] [Feb 19, 1996 – Feb 6, 1997] [Feb 7, 2008 – Jan 25, 2009]

Zodiac nature: You are ambitious yet honest. You prone to spend freely. You seldom make lasting friendships. You are most compatible with Dragons and Monkeys. You are least compatible with Horses.

2. Ox

The lunar years of the ox in the western calendar:

[Jan 29, 1949 – Feb 16, 1950] [Feb 15, 1961 – Feb 4, 1962] [Feb 3, 1973 – Jan 22, 1974] [Feb 20, 1985 – Feb 8, 1986] [Feb 7, 1997 – Jan 27, 1998] [Jan 26, 2009 – Feb 13, 2010]

Zodiac nature: Bright, patient and inspiring to others. You can be happy by yourself. Yet make an outstanding parent. Marry a Snake or Rooster. The Sheep will bring trouble.

3. Tiger

The lunar years of the tiger in the western calendar:

[Feb 17, 1950 – Feb 5, 1951] [Feb 5, 1962 – Jan 24, 1963] [Jan 23, 1974 – Feb 10, 1975] [Feb 9, 1986 – Jan 28, 1987] [Jan 28, 1998 – Feb 15, 1999] [Feb 14, 2010 – Feb 2, 2011]

Zodiac nature: Tiger people are aggressive, courageous, candid and sensitive. Look to the Horse and Dog for happiness. Beware of the Monkey.

4. Hare

The lunar years of the hare in the western calendar:

[Feb 19, 1939 – Feb 7, 1940] [Feb 6, 1951 – Jan 26, 1952] [Jan 25, 1963 – Feb 12, 1964] [Feb 11, 1975 – Jan 30, 1976] [Jan 29, 1987 – Feb 16, 1988] [Feb 16, 1999 – Feb 4, 2000]

Zodiac nature: Luckiest of all signs, you are also talented and articulate. Affectionate, yet shy, you seek peace throughout your life. Marry a Sheep or Boar. Your opposite is the Rooster.

5. Dragon

The lunar years of the dragon in the western calendar:

[Feb 8, 1940 – Jan 26, 1941] [Jan 27, 1952 – Feb 13, 1953] [Feb 13, 1964 – Feb 1, 1965] [Jan 31, 1976 – Feb 17, 1977] [Feb 17, 1988 – Feb 5, 1989] [Feb 5, 2000 – Jan 23, 2001]

Zodiac nature: You are eccentric and your life complex. You have a very passionate nature and abundant health. Marry a Monkey or Rat late in life. Avoid the Dog.

6. Snake

The lunar years of the snake in the western calendar:

[Jan 27, 1941 – Feb 14, 1942] [Feb 14, 1953 – Feb 2, 1954] [Feb 2, 1965 – Jan 20, 1966] [Feb 18, 1977 – Feb 6, 1978] [Feb 6, 1989 – Jan 26, 1990] [Jan 24, 2001 – Feb 11, 2002]

Zodiac nature: Wise and intense with a tendency towards physical beauty. Vain and high tempered. The Boar is your enemy. The Rooster or Ox are your best signs.

7. Horse

The lunar years of the horse in the western calendar:

[Feb 15, 1942 – Feb 4, 1943] [Feb 3, 1954 – Jan 23, 1955] [Jan 21, 1966 – Feb 8, 1967] [Feb 7, 1978 – Jan 27, 1979] [Jan 27, 1990 – Feb 14, 1991] [Feb 12, 2002 – Jan 31, 2003]

Zodiac nature: Popular and attractive to the opposite sex. You are often ostentatious and impatient. You need people. Marry a Tiger or Dog early, but never a Rat.

8. Ram

The lunar years of the ram in the western calendar:

[Feb 5, 1943 – Jan 24, 1944] [Jan 24, 1955 – Feb 11, 1956] [Feb 9, 1967 – Jan 29, 1968] [Jan 28, 1979 – Feb 15, 1980] [Feb 15, 1991 – Feb 3, 1992] [Feb 1, 2003 – Jan 21, 2004]

Zodiac nature: Elegant and creative. You are timid and prefer anonymity. You are most compatible with Boars and Rabbits but never the Ox.

9. Monkey

The lunar years of the monkey in the western calendar:

[Jan 25, 1944 – Feb 12, 1945] [Feb 12, 1956 – Jan 30, 1957] [Jan 30, 1968 – Feb 16, 1969] [Feb 16, 1980 – Feb 4, 1981] [Feb 4, 1992 – Jan 22, 1993] [Jan 22, 2004 – Feb 8, 2005]

Zodiac nature: You are very intelligent and are able to influence people. An enthusiastic achiever, you are easily discouraged and confused. Avoid Tigers. Seek a Dragon or Rat.

10. Rooster

The lunar years of the rooster in the western calendar:

[Feb 13, 1945 – Feb 1, 1946] [Jan 31, 1957 – Feb 17, 1958] [Feb 17, 1969 – Feb 5, 1970] [Feb 5, 1981 – Jan 24, 1982] [Jan 23, 1993 – Feb 9, 1994] [Feb 9, 2005 – Jan 28, 2006]

Zodiac nature: A pioneer in spirit, you are devoted to work and quest after knowledge. You are selfish and eccentric. Rabbits are trouble. Snakes and Oxen are fine.

11. Dog

The lunar years of the dog in the western calendar:

[Feb 2, 1946 – Jan 21, 1947] [Feb 18, 1958 – Feb 7, 1959] [Feb 6, 1970 – Jan 26, 1971] [Jan 25, 1982 – Feb 12, 1983] [Feb 10, 1994 – Jan 30, 1995] [Jan 29, 2006 – Feb 17, 2007]

Zodiac nature: Loyal and honest you work well with others. You are generous yet stubborn and often selfish. Look to the Horse or Tiger. Watch out for Dragons.

12. Boar

The lunar years of the boar in the western calendar:

[Jan 22, 1947 – Feb 9, 1948] [Feb 8, 1959 – Jan 27, 1960] [Jan 27, 1971 – Feb 14, 1972] [Feb 13, 1983 – Feb 1, 1984] [Jan 31, 1995 – Feb 18, 1996] [Feb 18, 2007 – Feb 6, 2008]

Zodiac nature: Noble and chivalrous. Your friendship will be life long, yet you are prone to marital strife. Avoid other Boars. Marry a Rabbit or Sheep.

1st reason why you should not wear bra, it is not healthy to wear bra. This is the main reason why you should not wear bra. As you know, it is not healthy to squeeze your body. Therefore, you do not like to squeeze yourself in the public transport. Other body parts also do not like to be squeezed for long time. Some ladies like to squeeze their breasts to create deep cleavage. This is absolutely unhealthy and most important it is not honest. Wearing tight bra may cause breast cancer. Therefore, stop wearing bras and throw away all your bras.

2nd reason why you should not wear bra, bra is expensive. Bra is not cheap even though it is small. A cloth that consumes more fabric may cheaper than bra that uses a little bit fabric. You may wear cheap bra but you will worry that the cheap bra will give your body adverse effect. For the good bra, it is comfortable but the price is expensive. Save some money by not wearing bra.

3rd reason why you should not wear bra, it is modern fashion for not wearing bra. Wearing bra had been outdated. Only outdated people wear bra. Modern people who keen on fashion does not wear bra. Do not believe? You can see a lot of female models or celebrities do not wear bra in public events. They do not have money to buy bra? No! They have a lot of money to buy bras. Anyway, they do not buy bras because this is modern fashion. If they wear bra, then they will show you because they have entered into contract to advertise the bra.

4th reason why you should not wear bra, it is sexy. Which one is sexy, wearing bra or not wearing bra? Of course, not wearing bra. Why? This is because wearing bra is not natural. On the other hand, not wearing bra is natural. Human being like something which is natural and dislike faked thing. Therefore, not wearing bra is sexy. This is the answer get from some gentlemen who wear Prada. For other men, not wearing bra is sexy because it makes the saliva of the men flows out from their mouths. Sexy is just like that.

5th reason why you should not wear bra, it is sex discrimination to wear bra. Nowadays, we talk about sex equality. What man can do, woman also can do. Man can become the President of a country. Then, woman also can become the President. If man is not wearing bra, then why woman should wears bra. It is sex discrimination if we say that woman should wear bra. Therefore, as a modern era woman, you should not wear bra. Remember, what do you fight for during 8th March every year? Yes! Equality in sex. Therefore, you should start not wearing bra.

6th reason why you should not wear bra, there is no difference whether you wear bra or not. If your breasts are small, then you do not need to wear bra because there is nothing to wear. If you wear bigger size bra, then you are cheating people as well as yourself. If your breasts are big, then there is no reason for you to wear bra. This is because you do not need to make them bigger anymore. Therefore, there is no difference whether you wear bra or not. So, do you still want to wear bra?

Lemon [ Jan 12 – Jan 24 , Jul 15 – Jul 25 ]
Character: Generous / humorous
Dating tips with lemon: If you are dating with people belong to lemon, remember not to argue with him or her. This is because lemons consider themselves as the shining stars on the stage. Although they are humorous in ordinary days, but once in love, they want their lover to think for them for everything. They have very high requirement for their partner.

Peach [ Jan 25 – Feb 3 , Jul 26 – Aug 4 ]
Character: Concentrated / afraid to be lonely
Dating tips with peach: People belong to peach very afraid their lover pretending. Therefore, if you want to get their heart, you must present your original characteristics. Be yourself in front of your lover.

Pear [ Feb 4 – Feb 8 , May 1 – May 14 , Aug 5 – Aug 13 ]
Character: Always hesitate / lack of confidence
Dating tips with pear: If you want to make pear has confidence in you, time is the best way. Only time can prove that whether the love can go through hardship. In addition, patience is indispensable.

Apple [ Jan 1 , Jun 25 – Jul 4 , Dec 23 – Dec 31 ]
Character: Love hearted / need to be loved / sensitive
Dating tips with apple: You must love what he or she loves. People belong to apple have a lot of love towards everything. They care for anything. You may volunteer to do some charity works with him or her together. He or she will have another thought on you.

Orange [ Jan 2 – Jan 11 , Jul 5 – Jul 14 ]
Character: Lonely / emotional / soft
Dating tips with orange: People belong to orange have lonely character. They lack of confidence in people around them. If you want to make orange confident in you, you must let him or her feels that you are sincere. Giving money and flower are not so effective for orange. If you are sincere, you will gain his or her hearts.

Pitaya [ Mar 11 – Mar 20 , Sep 13 – Sep 22 ]
Character: Lazy / undisciplined
Dating tips with pitaya: If you are dating with pitaya, remember not to be too serious. This is because this will creates a lot of pressure. When there is pressure, pitaya will feel that this love has lost its meaning. Both must trust each other. Do not force another party to do something he or she does not like.

Black grape [ Mar 21 ]
Character: Brave / independent
Dating tips with black grape: To become true lover with black grape, honesty is very important. Whatever things you have encountered, you must discuss with him or her. Then, he or she will know your sincerity. Do not think that cheating or concealing is good for both of you. This will only deepen the mistrust.

Green grape [ Feb 9 – Feb 18 , Aug 14 – Aug 23 ]
Character: High adaptable / assertive
Dating tips with green grape: Green grapes have free spirit. People see them full of passion. Although they often take the initiative to know others and gives people an impression of frivolous, but in fact they are very serious in love. They eager other people to understand them. If you want to be together with green grape, you must have patience and put more effort to understand him or her.

Coconut [ Feb 19 – Feb 29 , Aug 24 – Sep 2 ]
Character: Like to be accompanied / emotional
Dating tips with coconut: To date with childish coconut, you must be a mature person. You must know how to take care and protect coconut. If he or she feels secured, automatically he or she will concentrate on you. A long-term love can therefore occur.

Mango [ Mar 1 – Mar 10 , Sep 3 – Sep 12 ]
Character: Depression / vulnerable heart / love fantasy
Dating tips with mango: To have a sweet and long lasting love, both must start from friendship. Through mutual understanding, naturally love will appears. This can prevent incompatible personality.

Watermelon [ Apr 11 – Apr 20 , Oct 14 – Oct 23 ]
Character: Independent / shy
Dating tips with watermelon: Do not need to please him or her intentionally. If you want to become lover of watermelon, become his or her friend first. Be patient and sincere. Share your values with him or her inadvertently. After understand each other and become good friends, your will have a chance to become his or her lover.

Banana [ Apr 21 – Apr 30 , Oct 24 – Nov 11 ]
Character: Passion / like to control people / jealous
Dating tips with banana: If you want to be in love with banana forever, you should not flatter. You must reveal your own strengths. Anyway do not be too proud and showing that you want him or her to become your lover. This is because you will make the banana surprise and flee away.

Hami Melon [ May 15 – May 24 , Nov 12 – Nov 21]
Character: Loyal / low profile
Dating tips with hami melon: If you want to catch the heart of hami melon, the best way is using beautiful music. This is because hami melon has interest in artistic things. If you know a little bit of art, then both of you will feel matched during chatting.

Cherry [ Mar 22 – Mar 31 , Sep 24 – Oct 3 ]
Character: Positive thinking / calm / low tolerance
Dating tips with cherry: You must be patient because cherry is lack of endurance. If both of you do not have patience, then there will be a lot of problem created. When dating with cherry, try to give more time for cherry to understand you and vice versa. You will find out that cherry is a child who is cool at appearance but hot in the heart.

Blueberry [ Apr 1 – Apr 10 , Oct 4 – Oct 13 ]
Character: Careful / high artistic talent
Dating tips with blueberry: To become the lover of blueberry, first of all you must cultivate your own interests and let each other have some private moments. If you are passion for art, then both of you will feel matched.

Strawberry [ Jun 14 – Jun 23 , Dec 12 – Dec 22 ]
Character: Strong / independent / tactful
Dating tips with strawberries: If you want to be successful in dating with strawberry, you must prepare three mirrors. Therefore, you can become a fashionable and innovative people. Then, strawberry will has interest in you!

Pineapple [ Jun 24 ]
Character: Modest / not warm / sincere
Dating tips with pineapple: People belong to pineapple is not warm or friendly. If you want to date with pineapple, then you should not give up easily. If you willing to spent some time and some creative ideas, then you will be successful to date with pineapple.

Papaya [ Sep 23 ]
Character: Experienced / calm / logical thinking
Dating tips with papaya: Papaya appreciate those who possess good inner quality. This is because papaya believes that only those people can communicate with them. Those who have nice appearance without good inner value is not practical. Therefore, to successfully dating with papaya, you need to enrich yourself.

Avocado [ May 25 – Jun 3 , Nov 22 – Dec 1 ]
Character: Aggressive / self-center
Dating tips with avocado: If avocado is hesitating, this does not mean that he or she does not like you. This is because avocado is observing you. If you can work harder, then you will be successfully dating with avocado.

Honeydew [ Jun 4 – 13 , Dec 2 – Dec 11 ]
Character: Follow rule / cool appearance / fashionable
Dating tips with honeydew: If you have nice outer appearance, good educational background and good taste, then you can give honeydew a good impression. After knowing each other later, then you can successfully dating with honeydew. Remember not to do something which can damage your image in front of honeydew such as cleaning your nose.

In the cool winter morning, what is the thing you hate most? Of course, the alarm sound. Even though the alarm is your favorite music, you will hope that it does not ring. Take the test below and see your characteristic through alarm adjusting.

Let’s say tomorrow morning you need to go out at 7.00am. You need to use alarm to wake you up. You only need 10 minutes time for preparation to go out. So, what time will you set your alarm?
[a] 6.00am. When the alarm ring, snooze it and continue to sleep for another 15 minutes.
[b] 6.30am. Wake up when the alarm ring but stay on the bed for around 10 minutes.
[c] 6.40am. When the alarm rings, wake up immediately.
[d] 7.00am. Quickly wake up. Do not stay on the bed.
[e] No need alarm. Wake up on time automatically.

Explanation tips as below:

Tips [A] : 6.00am. When the alarm ring, snooze it and continue to sleep for another 15 minutes.

You afraid you will be late. Therefore, you plan to wake up early. Anyway, you will snooze your alarm and continue to be in half dream and half wake up state. This will make you sleep over the specified time. It is not so wise. From here, we can justify that you are a gentle person. You like to do thing in slow motion way. You may not able to manage your time well.

Tips [B] : 6.30am. Wake up when the alarm ring but stay on the bed for around 10 minutes.

You are quite mature and stable. You do not do things in hurry. You also do not hesitate in doing thing. You have strong ability to adapt to the environment. The time you plan to wake up is just on time. You are suitable for the modern city life.

Tips [C] : 6.40am. When the alarm rings, wake up immediately.

You are good in manage your time. You are strong in action. You also have high self-standard. You do not accept lose easily and this can be seen from your appearance. If there is any unexpected conditions happened, you will lose control and do not know what to do. If you do not handle your emotion carefully, your will be lost control.

Tips [D] : 7.00am. Quickly wake up. Do not stay on the bed.

You have strong personality. You are self-centered and sometimes a little bit pampered. You know that you should not be late but you still do not want to be there early. If your mood is not good, you will not attend the appointment. You are the king of late at which people do not like. Be careful that your friend may boycott you.

Tips [E] : No need alarm. Wake up on time automatically.

You observe time very well like ancient people. Sleep early and wake up early is a good tradition. You can go for appointment on time. This good habit is nurture from daily living. From here, we can see that you are strict to yourself. You are a good man with good habit.

Tips 1, during winter, do you like to play in the snow?
[a] Yes. Go to tips 2.
[b] No. Go to tips 5.

Tips 2, do you dare to wear sexy cloth that reveals your body?
[a] Yes. Go to tips 3.
[b] No. Go to tips 6.

Tips 3, do you have confidence to win in the running competition?
[a] Yes. Go to tips 16.
[b] No. Go to tips 6.

Tips 4, by looking at the sky, can you pinpoint at least 5 zodiacs correctly?
[a] Yes. Go to tips 5.
[b] No. Go to tips 8.

Tips 5, after waiting for a long time for a friend who is late, what is your mood?
[a] Very angry. Go to tips 2.
[b] You worry that the friend had met an accident or your friend had forget the date. Go to tips 9.

Tips 6, when you know the birthday of a friend, you will not forget.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 16.
[b] No. Go to tips 9.

Tips 7, do you always have day time dream of sex or have sexual fantasy?
[a] Yes. Go to tips 8.
[b] No. Go to tips 11.

Tips 8, among your friends, you are the organizer of different gathering.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 5.
[b] No. Go to tips 9.

Tips 9, you know the thinking of cats and dogs.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 21.
[b] No. Go to tips 12.

Tips 10, what do you think about thing that will happen in future?
[a] Unable to predict. Go to tips 11.
[b] Can be predicted. Go to tips 14.

Tips 11, during competition, you know at least one competitor is worse than you?
[a] Yes. Go to tips 8.
[b] No. Go to tips 9.

Tips 12, during free time, what do you like to do?
[a] Reading book or playing games. Go to tips 25.
[b] Watch TV. Go to tips 15.

Tips 13, do you have an experience witnessed supernatural phenomena?
[a] Yes. Go to tips 11.
[b] No. Go to tips 14.

Tips 14, you cannot tolerate with untidy room.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 11.
[b] No. Go to tips 15.

Tips 15, after you go to bed, normally you can fall asleep within 20 minutes.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 29.
[b] No. Go to tips 33.

Tips 16, when you hear the siren sound of ambulance or police car outside the house, what will you do?
[a] Want to know what happen outside. Go to tips 17.
[b] Continue to do you own thing. Go to tips 22.

Tips 17, in front of the person you like, you unable to hide your feelings.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 18.
[b] No. Go to tips 22.

Tips 18, you studied abroad or have desire to study abroad?
[a] Yes. Go to tips 20.
[b] No. Go to tips 19.

Tips 19, you learn strictly according to plan.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 37.
[b] No. Go to tips 24.

Tips 20, you always lose your things.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 36.
[b] No. Go to tips 19.

Tips 21, which cloth do you like to wear? Red or blue?
[a] Red. Go to tips 16.
[b] Blue. Go to tips 22.

Tips 22, you like to ask question to the person you like.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 23.
[b] No. Go to tips 26.

Tips 23, you strongly believe that for those who hurt you before, you will payback in double.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 18.
[b] No. Go to tips 24.

Tips 24, you respect taboo of other people.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 38.
[b] No. Go to tips 28.

Tips 25, your bathing time is too long until you feel uncomfortable.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 21.
[b] No. Go to tips 26.

Tips 26, you have at least one true love before.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 27.
[b] No. Go to tips 30.

Tips 27, honestly, do you like to study book?
[a] Yes. Go to tips 23.
[b] No. Go to tips 28.

Tips 28, assume you are lying on the bed, what will you think of?
[a] Things you will do tomorrow. Go to tips 38.
[b] Things happened today. Go to tips 32.
[c] Future things. Go to tips 39.

Tips 29, suddenly you think of an uncompleted task, what will you do?
[a] Immediate go to do. Go to tips 25.
[b] Will be do tomorrow. Go to tips 26.

Tips 30, you will not tell other people situation where you make love for first time.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 31.
[b] No. Go to tips 34.

Tips 31, you and the person you hate are in the same room, what will you do?
[a] Pretend nothing happen. Go to tips 27.
[b] Ridicule him / her. Let him / her feels uneasy. Go to tips 32.

Tips 32, when there is financial problem, usually what do you do?
[a] Ask for help. Go to tips 40.
[b] Resolve yourself. Go to tips 35.

Tips 33, you can accurately predict the outcome of a movie or a book.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 29.
[b] No. Go to tips 30.

Tips 34, in television there is sexual scene and your parents warn you not to watch that, what would you do?
[a] Ignore it and continue to watch. Go to tips 31.
[b] Skip the scene. Go to tips 35.

Tips 35, assume you get the money for special allowance, what would you do?
[a] Spend all immediately. Go to tips 41.
[b] Use only in important moment. Go to tips 53.

Tips 36, usually when you will do your home work?
[a] Do immediately. Go to tips 42.
[b] Drag it until last minute. Go to tips 43.

Tips 37, you are waiting the lift but it is too slow, what will you do?
[a] Keep on pressing the button until lift arrived. Go to tips 44.
[b] Press the button only once. Go to tips 45.

Tips 38, you are concentrated in doing a thing and the phone rings, what would you do?
[a] Immediately answer the phone. Go to tips 46.
[b] Pick up the phone but do not answer. Go to tips 47.

Tips 39, your opinion is different from your parents / teacher or boss, what would you do?
[a] Rethink. Go to tips 48.
[b] Stick to your own opinion. Go to tips 49.

Tips 40, you understand people quit well.
[a] Yes. Go to tips 51.
[b] No. Go to tips 50.

Tips 41, when you break the traditional rule, will you feel uneasy?
[a] Yes. Go to tips 52.
[b] No. Go to tips 50.

Tips 42, in past life, you are warrior.

Tips 43, in past life, you are sailor.

Tips 44, in past life, you are revolutionist.

Tips 45, in past life, you are poet.

Tips 46, in past life, you are daughter of a rich family.

Tips 47, in past life, you are king.

Tips 48, in past life, you are boss of inn.

Tips 49, in past life, you are pastor.

Tips 50, in past life, you are ballet dancer.

Tips 51, in past life, you are maid.

Tips 52, in past life, you are weaver.

Tips 53, in past life, you are businessman.

Tips 1, in one day, which of the following period you feel yourself is in the best state?
[a] Morning
[b] Evening (near dusk)
[c] Night

Tips 2, what is the pace you walk?
[a] Walk fast with big steps
[b] Walk fast with small steps
[c] Head up and walk with slow pace by looking at people around
[d] Head down and walk fast
[e] Walk very slow

Tips 3, when talking with other people, what is your posture?
[a] Standing with arms folded
[b] Hands hold tight
[c] One or both of your hands on your hips
[d] Touch the people you talk with
[e] Play with your ear, touch your chin or smooth your hair

Tips 4, when you are relaxing, what is your sitting posture?
[a] Bend the knee and keep legs side by side
[b] Cross legs
[c] Straight the legs
[d] One leg bending

Tips 5, when you encounter something funny, what is your laughter?
[a] Big laughing
[b] Laugh happily but not too loud
[c] Snicker
[d] Smile happily
[e] Smile with mouth close

Tips 6, when you go to a party or social gathering, what would you do?
[a] Make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
[b] Make a quiet entrance and looking around for someone you know
[c] Make quietest possible entrance and try to stay unnoticed

Tips 7, when you are concentrating on your work and being interrupted, what is your response?
[a] Never mind
[b] Very angry
[c] In between of above two options

Tips 8, which of the following colors do you like most?
[a] Red or orange
[b] Black
[c] Yellow or light blue
[d] Green
[e] Dark blue or purple
[f] White
[g] Brown or gray

Tips 9, when you are in bed at night, in last few moments before going to sleep, what is your lying posture?
[a] Stretched out on your back
[b] Your face facing abdomen
[c] Lying on side with slightly curled
[d] With head on hand or hands
[e] With head under the blanket

Tips 10, what do you often dream of?
[a] Falling
[b] Fighting or struggling
[c] Searching of something or somebody
[d] Flying or floating
[e] You seldom dream
[f] Your dreams are always pleasant

Tips 1: [a] 2 points, [b] 4 points, [c] 6 points
Tips 2: [a] 6 points, [b] 4 points, [c] 7 points, [d] 2 points, [e] 1 point
Tips 3: [a] 4 points, [b] 2 points, [c] 5 points, [d] 7 points, [e] 6 points
Tips 4: [a] 4 points, [b] 6 points, [c] 2 points, [d] 1 point
Tips 5: [a] 6 points, [b] 4 points, [c] 3 points, [d] 5 points, [e] 2 points
Tips 6: [a] 6 points, [b] 4 points, [c] 2 points
Tips 7: [a] 6 points, [b] 2 points, [c] 4 points
Tips 8: [a] 6 points, [b] 7 points, [c] 5 points, [d] 4 points, [e] 3 points, [f] 2 points, [g] 1 point
Tips 9: [a] 7 points, [b] 6 points, [c] 4 points, [d] 2 points, [e] 1 points
Tips 10: [a] 4 points, [b] 2 points, [c] 3 points, [d] 5 points, [e] 6 points, [f] 1 point

[ Below 21 points ]
In general, you are a shy, nervous and indecisive person. You are someone who needs to be looked after, always wants someone else to make the decisions and does not want to get involved with anyone or anything. Other people see you as a worrier and worry about the problems that do not exist. Some people think you are boring. Only the people who know you well will know that you are not like this. Your problem is that you always refuse people to close to you.

[ 21 points – 30 points ]
Your friends see you as a hardworking people and sometimes fussy. They see you as a very cautious, extremely careful, slow and steady people. It is very surprising if you do something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They see that you will examine everything carefully from every single point. Then, normally you will decide to vote against it. They think that this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature and partly by your laziness.

[ 31 points – 40 points ]
Other people see you as a sensitive, cautious and practical people. They see you clever and talented but modest. You do not make friends quickly or easily. You are loyal to your friends. Anyway, do not expect same loyalty in return. To shake your trust in your friends needs a long time. Equally, it takes a long time for you to build trust on friend if trust had been destroyed.

[ 41 points – 50 points ]
Other people see you as a fresh, lively, charming and amusing people. You are always the focus point of people. Anyway, you can keep balance and do not let that feeling affects you. People think that you are kind and considerate. People see you can cheer them up and give them help.

[ 51 points – 60 points ]
Your friends see you as a person who is exciting, unpredictable temper, with impulsive personality, natural leader and quick to make decisions (although not always right). They see you as bold, adventurous and will try to do anything. You enjoy taking risk. Your friends like to be together with you because of your passion.

[ Above 60 points ]
Others see you as someone who is self-centered and extremely dominant. Others may admire you and wish that could be same as you but they do not trust you. They do not want to be too close with you.

Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test.

Answer all the questions with what describes you best. Then, add up all your points at the end and look for your results.

Tips 1, which one of the following describes the perfect date?
[a] Candle light dinner
[b] Fun / Theme Park
[c] Painting in the park
[d] Rock concert
[e] Going to the movies

Tips 2, what is your favorite type of music?
[a] Rock and roll
[b] Alternative
[c] Soft rock
[d] Country
[e] Pop

Tips 3, what type of movies do you prefer?
[a] Comedy
[b] Horror
[c] Musical
[d] Romance
[e] Documentary

Tips 4, which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?
[a] Waiter
[b] Professional sports player
[c] Teacher
[d] Police
[e] Cashier

Tips 5, what do you do with your spare time?
[a] Exercise
[b] Read
[c] Watch television
[d] Listen to music
[e] Sleep

Tips 6, which one of the following colors do you like best?
[a] Yellow
[b] White
[c] Sky blue
[d] Dark blue
[e] Red

Tips 7, what do you prefer to eat right now?
[a] Snow
[b] Pizza
[c] Sushi
[d] Pasta
[e] Salad

Tips 8, what is your favorite holiday?
[a] Halloween
[b] Christmas
[c] New Year
[d] Valentines Day
[e] Thanksgiving

Tips 9, if you could go to one of these places which one would it be?
[a] Paris
[b] Spain
[c] Las Vegas
[d] Hawaii
[e] Hollywood

Tips 10, with which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
[a] Someone smart
[b] Someone attractive
[c] Someone who likes to party
[d] Someone who always has fun
[e] Someone very sentimental

Tips 1: [a] 4 points, [b] 2 points, [c] 5 points, [d] 1 point, [e] 3 points
Tips 2: [a] 2 points, [b] 1 point, [c] 4 points, [d] 5 points, [e] 3 points
Tips 3: [a] 2 points, [b] 1 points, [c] 3 points, [d] 4 points, [e] 5 points
Tips 4: [a] 4 points, [b] 5 points, [c] 3 points, [d] 2 points, [e] 1 point
Tips 5: [a] 5 points, [b] 4 points, [c] 2 points, [d] 1 point, [e] 3 points
Tips 6: [a] 1 point, [b] 5 points, [c] 3 points, [d] 2 points, [e] 4 points
Tips 7: [a] 3 points, [b] 2 points, [c] 1 point, [d] 4 points, [e] 5 points
Tips 8: [a] 1 point, [b] 3 points, [c] 2 points, [d] 4 points, [e] 5 points
Tips 9: [a] 4 points, [b] 5 points, [c] 1 point, [d] 4 points, [e] 3 points
Tips 10: [a] 5 points, [b] 2 points, [c] 1 point, [d] 3 points, [e] 4 points

Garfield [ 3 – 10 points ]
You are very comfortable and easy going. You definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do but that does not mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember your happy spirit may hurt you or others.

Snoopy [ 11 – 18 points ]
You are having fun. You are very cool and popular. You always know what is in and you are never out of style. You are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone. You are probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learnt. Being married and having children are important to you but only after you have had your share of fun times.

Arnold [ 19 – 26 points ]
You have a lot of friends and you are also popular. You always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. A good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. If not, you may conflicts with life.

Sponge Bob Square Pants [ 27 – 34 points ]
You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never want to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never understand your feelings. Life is a journey. It is funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people. Then, you will be free of stress.

Charlie Brown [ 35 – 42 points ]
You are tender. You fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few birthdays. Do not let your passion confuse with reality.

Dexter [ 43 – 50 points ]
You are smart and definitely a thinker. Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. Maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes.

1st fun story, 11 people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope. There were 10 HR people and one engineer. Since the rope was not strong enough to hold all the eleven, they decided that one of them had to let go to save all the others.

They could not decide who should be the volunteer. Finally the engineer said that he would let go of the rope since engineers are used to do everything for the company. They forsake their family, do not claim all of their expenses and do a lot of overtime without getting anything in return.

When he finished his speech all the HR people began to clap …

Moral of the fun story: Never underestimate the powers of the engineer.

2nd fun story, a group of engineers and a group of HR people take a train to a conference. Each of HR people holds a ticket. But the entire group of engineers has bought only one ticket for a single passenger. The HR people are just shaking their heads and are secretly pleased that the arrogant engineers will finally get what they deserve.

Suddenly one of the engineers calls out: "The conductor is coming!". At once, all the engineers jump up and squeeze into one of the toilets. The conductor checks the tickets of the HR people. When he notices that the toilet is occupied he knocks on the door and says: "Ticket, please!" One of the engineers slides the single ticket under the doors and the conductor continues merrily on his round.

For the return trip the HR people decide to use the same trick. They buy only one ticket for the entire group but they are baffled as they realize that the engineers didn’t buy any tickets at all. After a while one of the engineers announces again: "The conductor is coming!" Immediately all the HR people race to a toilet and lock themselves in.

All the engineers leisurely walk to the other toilet. Before the last engineer enters the toilet, he knocks on the toilet occupied by the HR people and says: "Ticket, please!"

Moral of the fun story: HR people like to use the methods of the engineers, but they do not really understand them.

3rd fun story, once upon a time 3 HR people were walking through the woods and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge wild river. But they desperately had to get to the other side. But with such a raging torrent, how they can get to the other side?

The first HR guy knelt down and prayed to the Lord: "Lord, please give me the strength to cross this river!"

*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*

The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs. Now he could swim across the river. It took him about 2 hours and he almost drowned several times.

But … he was successful!

The second HR guy, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said: "Lord, please give me the strength and the necessary tools to cross this river!"

*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*

The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times.

But … he was successful!

The third HR man who observed all this kneeled down and prayed: "Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the intelligence to cross this river!"

*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*

The Lord converted the HR man into an engineer. He took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge.

Moral of the fun story: You have to be an engineer to think intelligent.

Send this blog to your engineer friends so that they have something to smile about and to the HR friends if you think they will smile too!

A person personality is reflected through the ways he or she handles the situation. There are some simple questions to test your personality. Know more about yourself.

1st personality question, if God give you a special ability to do something, which of the following ability do you want?

[a] Ability to see through the thing
[b] Ability to know about future
[c] Ability to appear in anywhere within a second
[d] Ability to move thing by thought
[e] Ability to become invisible
[f] Ability to fly in the sky

2nd personality question, how do you brush your teeth?

[a] Brush slowly and subtly
[b] Brush very fast
[c] Brush your teeth with tap water flowing
[d] Rinse the mouth only

3th personality question, in the first date with him or her at restaurant, you are late. What is your response?

[a] Explain the reason why late
[b] Apologize first
[c] Pay for the bill because of late or buy gift to him or her
[d] Panic and do not know what to do

4th personality question, if you can change yourself to become part of the sky, what do you like to become?

[a] Sun
[b] Moon
[c] Star
[d] Cloud

5th personality question, if one day you lost your way in forest, you have 5 things with you and you need to throw them one by one. Please arrange in sequence from the thing you will throw first to the last one.

[a] Camera
[b] Travel guide
[c] Umbrella
[d] Bank card
[e] Book

1st answer tips reveal the ability you want in your actual life.

[a] You want the ability to handle people relationship
[b] You want financial ability
[c] You want physical ability
[d] You want persistent ability
[e] You want to run away from social pressure
[f] You want sexual ability

2nd answer tips reveal your concept towards money.

[a] You are sensitive to money. You manage money carefully. Sometimes you are deemed stingy.
[b] You are a normal type. You are not stingy and not extravagant.
[c] You have little concept towards money. Sometimes, you spend all of your money.
[d] You spend whatever money that you have

3rd answer tips reveal what you will do when your friend is sad.

[a] You will find some words to comfort you friend
[b] You will accompany your friend quietly
[c] You will invite your friend to play
[d] You want to comfort your friend but you do not know what to do

4th answer tips reveal what is the role you play in your life.

[a] You have a lot of plans for your future. You have high ambition. You believe that you can get a good result if willing to put on effort. Sometimes, you do not want to listen to the advice of other people and have tendency towards stubborn.

[b] In the view of other people, you are a person full of love. You take care of others. You are also a gentle person. Sometimes, you may hide yourself and not dare to try. You may lack of self-confidence.

[c] Whatever the impression you give to others, in your own world, you have some negative thoughts. Your normal friends are unable to imagine the other side of you. In fact, you are a serious person.

[d] It is very difficult to know what you are thinking. People do not know what is the next step you will do. Anyway, you are an optimistic person.

5th answer tips reveal things which are important to you. Most important one will be thrown last.

[a] Past memory
[b] Friend
[c] Lover
[d] Social status
[e] Dream

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18) – The Sweetheart
Aquarius are optimistic, honest, sweet personality, very independent, inventive, intelligent, friendly, loyal, can seem unemotional, can be a bit rebellious, very stubborn but original, unique, eccentric personality, attractive on the inside and outside.

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20) – The Dreamer
Pisces are generous, kind, thoughtful, very creative, imaginative, may become secretive, vague, sensitive, do not like details, dreamy, unrealistic, sympathetic, loving, kind, unselfish, good kisser and beautiful.

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19) – The Dare Devil
Aries are energetic, adventurous, spontaneous, confident, enthusiastic, fun, love challenge, extremely impatient, sometimes selfish, short fuse, easily angered, lively, passionate, sharp wit, outgoing, lose interest quickly, easily bored, egotistical, courageous, assertive, tends to be physical and athletic.

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20) – The Enduring One
Taurus are charming, aggressive, can come off as boring but they are not, hard workers, warm hearted, strong, has endurance, solid beings who are stable, secure in their ways, not looking for shortcuts, take pride in their beauty, patient, reliable, make great friends, give good advice, loving, kind, loves hard, passionate, express themselves emotionally, prone to ferocious temper, determined, indulge themselves often and very generous.

Gemini (May 21 – Jun 21) – The Chatterbox
Geminis are smart, witty, outgoing, very chatty, lively, energetic, adaptable but needs to express themselves, argumentative, outspoken, likes change, versatile, busy, sometimes nervous, tense, gossips, may seem superficial or inconsistent, beautiful physically and mentally.

Cancer (Jun 22 – Jul 22) – The Protector
Cancers are moody, emotional, may be shy, very loving, caring, pretty or handsome, excellent partners for life, protective, inventive, imaginative, cautious, touchy-feely kind of person, need love from others, easily hurt and sympathetic.

Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)- The Boss
Leo are very organized, need order in their lives, like being in control, like boundaries, tend to take over everything, bossy, like to help others, social, outgoing, extroverted, generous, warm-hearted, sensitive, creative energy, full of themselves, loving, doing the right thing and attractive.

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22) – The Perfectionist
Virgos are dominant in relationships, conservative, always wants the last word, argumentative, worries, very smart, dislikes noise and chaos, eager, hardworking, loyal, beautiful, easy to talk to, hard to please, harsh, practical, very fussy, often shy and pessimistic.

Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 23) – The Harmonizer
Libras are nice to everyone they meet, cannot make up their mind, have own unique appeal, creative, energetic, very social, hates to be alone, peaceful, generous, very loving, beautiful, flirtatious, give in too easily, procrastinate and very gullible.

Scorpio (Oct 24 – Nov 22)- The Intense One
Scorpios are very energetic, intelligent, can be jealous or possessive, hardworking, great kisser, can become obsessive or secretive, holds grudges, attractive, determined, love being in long relationships, talkative, romantic, can be self-centered at times, passionate and emotional.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 21) – The Happy-Go-Lucky
Sagittarius are good-natured optimist, do not want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome), indulges self, boastful, like luxuries, like gambling, social, outgoing, do not like responsibilities, often fantasizes, impatient, fun to be around, having lots of friends, flirtatious, do not like rules, sometimes hypocritical, dislikes being confined for tight spaces or even tight clothes, do not like being doubted, beautiful inside and out.

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19) – The Go Getter
Capricorns are patient, wise, practical, rigid, ambitious, tends to be good-looking, humorous, funny, can be a bit shy, reserved, often pessimists, tend to act before they think, can be unfriendly at times, hold grudges, like competition and get what they want.

1st IQ question, a murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires. The second is full of assassins with loaded guns. The third is full of lions that have not eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2nd IQ question, a woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3rd IQ question, there are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers and still tell which water came from which jugs?

4th IQ question, what is black when you buy it, red when you use it and gray when you throw it away?

5th IQ question, can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday?

6th IQ question, this is an unusual paragraph. I am curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

7th IQ question, some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

8th IQ question, if your mother gives you 5 chocolates and tells you to take one chocolate every half hour, how long would take to consume all the chocolates?

9th IQ question, take 3 oranges from 5 oranges. What do you have?

Try to think first before you look at the answer. Below is the answer:

1st answer, the third room is safest. Lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years are dead.

2nd answer, the woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.

3rd answer, freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug. This is because now water is in solid shape and water does not mix when it is in ice cube shape.

4th answer, it is charcoal.

5th answer, sure you can: yesterday, today and tomorrow!

6th answer, the letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph.

7th answer, 12 months because every month has at least 28 days.

8th answer, it takes 2 hours. If you take a chocolate at 5pm, then another one would be at 5.30pm and the last one at 7pm. 5 chocolates will be taken in 2 hours.

9th answer, you have 3 oranges.

To figure out your birth number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit.

A birth number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be. It will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.

Example: December 28, 1988
12 + 28 + 1988 = 2028
2 + 0 + 2 + 8 = 12
1 + 2 = 3

Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. "3" is the birth number for the example. Look at the below birth number and description.

1 The Originator
2 The Peacemaker
3 The Life Of The Party
4 The Conservative
5 The Nonconformist
6 The Romantic
7 The Intellectual
8 The Big Shot
9 The Performer

1 The Originator – Originals
Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1’s are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn is that others’ ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.
Famous 1’s are Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch

2 The Peacemaker – Born Diplomats
They are aware of others’ needs or moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive, they do not like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life. On the other hand, they would rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely. They should seize the moment and not put things off.
Famous 2’s are President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

3 The Life Of The Party – Idealists
They are very creative, social, charming, romantic and easygoing. They start many things but do not always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view.
Famous 3’s are Alan Alda, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Karen Roundbutt, Salvador Dali, Jodi Foster

4 The Conservative – Sensible and Traditional
They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn or persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.
Famous 4’s are Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey

5 The Nonconformist – Explorers
Their natural curiosity, risk taking and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity and do not like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions.
Famous 5’s are Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hail

6 The Romantic – Idealistic
Need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family connection is important to them. Their actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. They should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot.
Famous 6’s are Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Merlyn Steep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn

7 The Intellectual – Searchers
They always probe for hidden information. They find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions do not sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they do not like to be questioned themselves. They are never off to a fast start. Their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable or sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what is not in the world at large.
Famous 7’s are William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael Jackson, Joan Baez, Princess Diana

8 The Big Shot – Problem Solvers
They are professional, blunt, to the point, have good judgment and decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people. They view people objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss. They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want.
Famous 8’s are Edgar Cayce, Barbara Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus

9 The Performer – Natural Entertainers
They are very caring and generous. They give away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation.
Famous 9’s are Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley

1st mobile phone tips, the emergency number worldwide for cell phone is 112. If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the cell phone will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you. The interesting tip is that this number 112 can be dialed even the keypad is locked. Try it out.

2nd mobile phone tips, unlocked your car. Have you ever locked your car and forget to take out the key? Does your car have other remote keys? This may come in handy someday. This is a good reason for you to own a cell phone. If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the cell phone on their end. Your car will unlock. You save someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is not more an object. You could be hundreds of miles away and if you can reach someone who has the other remote for your car, you can unlock the doors. Don’t believe? Try it out.

3rd mobile phone tips, hidden battery power on your mobile phone. Imagine your cell battery is very low. You are expecting an important call and you do not have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate it, press keys *3370#. Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time. To off it, press keys #3370#.

4th mobile phone tips, disable a stolen mobile phone. To check the serial number of your cell phone, key in the following digits on your phone: *#06#. A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your cell phone stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably would not get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can not use or sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point for people stealing cell phones.

5th mobile phone tips, check the firmware or software of your mobile phone. To check the firmware of your cell phone, key in the following digits on your phone: *#0000#. You can check the firmware version, firmware distribution date and phone model.

6th mobile phone tips, check the detail information of your mobile phone. Key in the following digits on your phone: *#92702689# or *#war0anty#. Press up and down button to see all the details. You can check the serial number, made date, purchasing date, repaired date and life timer.

7th mobile phone tips, clock stopping function of SIM card. You can check whether your SIM card support clock stopping function by key in *#746025625# or *#sim0clock#.

8th mobile phone tips, on the light of your mobile phone at dark night. You can on the light of your cell phone even though your phone is locked by pressing the power button.

When you go for a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?

[a] Chest [b] Face [c] Armpits [d] Hair [e] Privates [f] Shoulders [g] Others

See the result of analysis.

[a] Chest
You are a practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. You are a good partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose [d] Hair.

[b] Face
Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you, but you are not concerned as to what they think. You are a very self-centered person. You are an average partner as you are too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who choose [e] Privates and [g] Others.

[c] Armpits
You are a dependable and hard working person. You are generally a very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. You tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. You are very poor partners as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who choose [F] Shoulders.

[d] Hair
You are an artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking, but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You are the best partners as you are most willing to explore and please other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose [a] Chest and [e] Privates.

[e] Privates
You are a shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you are an above average partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best partner in life will be those who choose [b] Face and [d] Hair.

[f] Shoulder
You are a born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type has been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You are a lousy partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who choose [c] Armpits are your only chance.

[g] Others
You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths, but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and see your potential. Deep down, you are very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide you weaknesses. You are an average partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques, but unfortunately you are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who choose [b] Face.

If you are not satisfied with the analysis result, then change your showering pattern according to the analysis result you like. It is simple and easy!