Customer: Hi, I am Joselyn. I can’t get my DVD out! It is stuck!
Technical Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, I am very sure it is really stuck.
Technical Support: It doesn’t sound good. I will make a note.
Customer: Wait a minute. Oh no! I haven’t inserted it yet. It is still on my desk. Sorry. Thank you.
Technical Support: …

Customer: My computer’s hard disc not function properly.
Technical Support: Please click on the "My Computer" icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Technical Support: …

Customer: My computer hang.
Technical Support: What is on your monitor now?
Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11 store.
Technical Support: …

Technical Support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Internet Explorer
Technical Support: That is not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry … Firefox.
Technical Support: …

Technical Support: How can I help you?
Customer: My computer cannot start.
Technical Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A black one.
Technical Support: …

Technical Support: Hello. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hi … I cannot print.
Technical Support: Would you click on "START" for me and …
Customer: Pal, listen! Don’t start getting technical with me. I’m not Steve Jobs or Bill Gates! If I know it, I will not call you!
Technical Support: …

Customer: My keyboard is not working. Please help!
Technical Support: Are you sure your keyboard already plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Technical Support: Never mind. Now, pick up your keyboard and take ten steps backwards.
Customer: Okay.
Technical Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Technical Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there is another one here. Wait a moment please … Ah, that one does work. Thanks.
Technical Support: …

Customer: I forget my password and would like to retrive the password.
Tech Support: Your password is the small letter "b" as in boy, a capital letter "T" as in Tomato, and the number "8".
Customer: Is that "8" in capital letters?
Technical Support: …

Customer: Good morning, this is Evelyn. I cannot print. Every time I try to print, computer says "Can’t Find Printer". I even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can’t find it! WTF!
Technical Support: …

Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Technical Support: Are you absolutely sure you used the correct password?
Customer: Yes, I am absolutely sure because I saw my colleague do it.
Technical Support: Can you tell me what is the password?
Customer: I saw six black dots in the password box.
Technical Support: …

Customer: I have problems printing in blue color.
Technical Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aah … I know it already. Thank you!
Technical Support: …

Customer: I have problem with my printer.
Technical Support: Are you running it under Windows?
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting next to me is by a window, and his printer is working fine! Should I sit beside window?
Technical Support: …

Customer: I have a huge problem!
Technical Support: What problem?
Customer: My friend has placed a screen saver on my computer. Anyway, every time when I move my mouse, it disappears.
Technical Support: …

Technical Support: How may I help you?
Customer: I am writing my first email in my life.
Technical Support: OK. That’s great. What seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter "a" in the email address, but how do I get the little circle around it.
Technical Support: …

When you want people listen to you, talk gently to that person. If you talk to the people angrily or fiercely, people won’t listen to you. For example, if your manager tells you that your report is bullshit, will you agree with your manager? Of course, no! In contrast, if your manager tells you that your report still needs to be improved or do some amendment, will you agree? You may think your manager is correct. Same situation but with different way, the result is totally different. Use gentle way if your want people listen to you.

On one free day, sun and wind meet together. They chat across various topics. When come across the topic who is stronger, they start to argue among themselves. They even fight with one another but no one win.

Finally, they agree to show their power on an old man that walks on the road. Who can take off the coat from the old man will be the winner. Wind takes the first turn by blowing strongly and fiercely towards the old man. However, the old man grips his coat firmly. The wind never gives up and blows again even stronger and fiercer. Unfortunately, the old man grips his cloth even firmer to prevent the coat from flies away! No matter how strong the wind blows, the old man grips his coat very firm. Finally, the wind fails and gives up.

Now, it’s sun’s turn to show its power. The suns start to show up slowly and gently. Within one minute, the old man starts to take off his coat by himself.

If above method does not work, then you have to use this one. Say the opposite things that you want that person to do. Some people do not want to follow other people. Why? This is because they think they are smarter than others. So, if you advise them not to do this, they will insist to do this.

For example, you are a teacher in the school. You found out that your student who is 15 years old smoking in the school. You caught him and advise him not to smoke. Anyway, you still found him smoking in the school. You know that it is useless to advise him. So, what should you do? You can request him to smoke in front of you and at the same time, he needs to smoke 10 cigarettes at once.

Another example, your wife always wants to eat junk food and you always advise her not to eat the junk food. Unfortunately, she does not want to listen. So, in order to make her not to eat junk food, you can advise her to eat junk food for lunch and dinner. At the same time, buy a lot of junk food for her. See what her reaction is.

1st sign to look for new job, you always press the snooze button of your alarm for more than 1 time. Snooze your alarm for 1 time may be is acceptable. Snooze your alarm for more than 1 time is definitely not normal. That means your body do not want you to go to work. If you think that this is because you do not have enough sleep, then you are wrong. Let’s say tomorrow you will go for holiday travel but you need to wake up by 5am. At the next day, you will wake up happily by 5am. In contrast, if tomorrow is working day and you need to wake up by 7am, you will feel not enough sleep. It means that you do not like your current job. Then, it’s time to look for new job.

2nd sign to look for new job, you escape from company activities. You feel boring and reluctant to join company activities. It is very normal if you avoid some unpleasant company activities such as overtime over the weekend, cleaning the company compound and so on. It will be not normal if you avoid activities that you can enjoy the benefits such as annual dinner where you can eat delicious food, company trip where you can travel abroad, training where you can enjoy the course and so on. If you hate the company, you will hate the all the company activities even though the activities can bring benefit to you. So, better look for new job before you hate the money given by the company.

3rd sign to look for new job, the salary or wages you get is less than 20% or more from the market. For example, you are IT Manager and your salary is 3000 dollar while in the market, salary for IT Manger is 4000 dollar. That means your salary is 25% lower than the market. Since working is for money and not for fun, then you better look for new job that can pay you according to market rate. If you do not mind to continuously earning less than other, then forget to look for new job. Continue to become cheap labor.

4th sign to look for new job, you always have negative thought in your mind during working. The common sign of negative thought is that you always complain about the company, your colleagues (including boss) and your job. You complain the company does not have enough toilets, the colleagues working there are cold blooded and your job is sucks. This is a good sign that you should leave the company and find a new job.

5th sign to look for new job, you do not like your job. This is a very simple guideline. You should know whether you like your job. Do not cheat to yourself. If you do not like the job, then just change your job. There is no big deal. Job is like clothes. If you do not like it, then change it. Just change it!

6th sign to look for new job, the job does not match your talent. For example, you are expert in doing data analysis but your boss wants you to perform data entry. Then, your talent is wasted. Another example, you are expert in washing plate in restaurant but your boss arranges you to wash toilet. Then, this is a sign to look for new job.

1. When you go out with us, please wear clothes that we like, not your favorite clothes. By doing that, your dirty clothes can have a rest before you wear it again.

2. We appreciate the eye contact is established above shoulder level instead of at bust level.

3. Please do not drive when you are not driving, especially when you are looking at girls beside the street.

4. Yes! You are right. Most of the great chefs in this planet are men. But why you never cook in the kitchen and even do not know how to fry egg?

5. In whatever situation, please do not say what you want to say during the movie is playing. Please say only after the movie is finish and we know you already know the story. We just want to enjoy the movie.

6. Do not understand why we must go into ladies room in group? This is because we want to talk bad things about you and it is not convenient to talk in front of you.

7. If you are looking for some honest answers, please do not ask on bed. This is especially true when there are some activities going on bed. We just want to keep you happy and we hope that the activity finish as soon as possible.

8. When you and your friends start to make joke of the combat woman missing target, please look at yourself how many times you are successful in shooting exactly into toilet bowl.

9. Please do not say that our hairs are all around the house. We know that we cannot find your hair easily in the house because you are bald.

10. Please do not always say that we like to stand in front of mirror. Actually we do not mind if you always look into the mirror to check your appearance. In fact, please do it often.

11. When you make a joke of female driver next time, please analyze the number of accidents causing by viewing sexy girls on the street.

12. Please stop telling us that most male strippers are gay. Actually, we know that this is not true and most important we don’t care.

13. If we are watching football with you, it does not means that we are interested in football or we want to build relationship with you. It just means that we are interested in footballers’ butts and their muscles.

14. We know that you can beat us with your strong arm, but why you do not beat your boss when your boss bully you?

15. Please do not always complaint women are fat during middle age. Actually, the size of your belly is bigger than when women are pregnant.

16. If you say that only women gossip, then how do you know who is gossiping about who?

17. Cleaning house is not the work of women. In fact, most of the rubbish and dirty marks are created by men.

18. Do not always say that our bras color do not match with our underpants. This is because we do change our underpants frequently. In contrast, only men keep on wearing same underpants for several days.

Once upon a time, there was a student who seeks for the method to choose the best love partner. The student asked a teacher: "How to choose the best partner in my life? Is there any method that really can help to choose love partner?". The teacher answered: "It is very simple. The best love partner is the one who is rich. You just need to seduce one of the rich people on the street and you will feel happy in your marriage life."

Unfortunately, in ancient time, materialism was not so serious in society. So, the student was not satisfied with the answer given by teacher. How can a person exchange body for money? The noble student cannot accept that. So, the student traveled around the world to seek for answer.

One day, the student met with a wise man. Wise man said: "To make you understand the method, I need you to experience this one." The wise man took him to the wheat field.

The wise man pushed the student into the wheat field. "Now, you need to pick the biggest wheat from this row. You only can pick one time. Once you pick, you cannot change anymore. You can go through this row one time only and cannot turn back." The wise man said.

The student started to walk through the wheat field. He saw a big wheat but he think that there will be bigger wheat later. Then, he saw another bigger one but may be there will be a bigger one waiting for him. So, he did not pick yet. After walk through 50% of the wheat field, he found out that the wheat size became smaller and smaller. So, he started to regret do not pick up the wheat at the beginning. He really missed the big wheat at the beginning. Without much choice, he simply picked wheat that he could reach and walk to the end of the wheat field.

"Do you happy with what you choose?" Wise man asked. "I have wasted my opportunity at the beginning and I simply pick one even though I do not satisfied with." The student answered. The wise man smiled and brought the student to another wheat field. To prevent previous mistake, after walking for 10% of the wheat field, the student had pick a wheat that he thought is one of the biggest one. Unfortunately, after walking for 50% of wheat field, he found out that there are a lot of bigger wheat at the balance of his journey. Again, he feel regret because of choosing too early.

Again, the wise man brought the student to another wheat field. For this time, the student changed his strategy. For the first 33% walking through the wheat field, the student observed the size of the wheat without picking. After walking 33% of the wheat field, he started to think which one to pick. Before walking through 66% of the wheat field, he had pick a wheat that he satisfied it is one of the biggest wheat. For remaining of his journey through the wheat field, even though there is bigger wheat, but he still satisfied with his one.

Wheat field is our life. We can only travel forth and we cannot turn back. Wheat is our love partner. We try to choose the best one. We only can choose one time although in practice you can choose as many times as you want. With high divorce cost involved, it is assumed people only can choose one time.

1st office rule, boss is always right. Why you are in the army? To protect the country? Are you sure what you are doing is protecting your country, protecting other party’s interest or just follows the instruction of politician? As a soldier, you just do whatever thing that your boss ask you to do. If your boss asks you to die, then you have to die. It is very normal to die for money.

2nd office rule, if boss is wrong please refer to 1st office rule. The person who gives you money is always right. You should know that money is not everything, but without money you get nothing.

3rd office rule, those who can work will get more work. If you have work for many years, then you should understand this fact. Others get pay, perks and promotions. For example, if you can work more, you wages increment is 100 dollars per month. For others that cannot performance well in the work get 80 dollars increment. You get extra 20 dollars per month but the work is more like a hell. Which one do you choose? Get less 20 dollars per month and get less trouble or get more 20 dollars per month with a lot of troubles?

4th office rule, refer to office rule number 3, if you are good, you will get all the work. This is the truth. Anyway, if you are really really good, you will get out of it. If you get all the work in your workplace, that means you are not good enough. Then, you have to improve further. One of the ways is to read this blog frequently.

5th office rule, when bosses talk about improving productivity, they are talking about others. They never talk about themselves. What is improving productivity? Improving productivity is just the jargon of management classes. It is uses in the management lesson. In layman words, improving productivity means produce more with same money amount given by bosses. For example, your boss gives you $2,000 to produce sales of $20,000. When boss talk about improving productivity, it means that you need to produce more than $20,000 sales with wages or salary unchanged which is $2,000. For bosses, they always produce less and less with same amount of money they received. Therefore, when bosses talk about improving productivity, they never talk about themselves.

6th office rule, it does not matter what you do. It only matters what you say you have done and what you are going to do. This is a very popular case of other people do the job and you get the credits. For example, your superior requests you to do a lot of tasks and you do the tasks like a hell. At the end, your superior says that this is done by him or her in front of big boss. This is not enough. Your superior may tell big boss that he or she may want to do another big task in coming future. Who will do the coming task? Of course, you!

1st how to be poor tips, go to factory to work as general worker for lifetime and do not think so much. As you know the money you get by working as general worker is low. Imagine how much you can get for lifetime. See the managers and engineers in the factory, how much they can get for 1 month. If compare the money they get with the money general workers can get, then you will know there is big difference. For example, the wages different between the engineer and general worker is $1,000 per month. For 1 year, the money grows to $12,000. For 30 years, the money difference increase to $360,000. You can become poor when other people earn more than you. You become poorer when other people earn more and more than you when years roll. Therefore, if you work for low wages, then it is time to think how to maximize your income. Of course, your boss does not want you to think so much because boss earns more when giving you low wages. Your boss may prohibit you from building your part time career. Anyway, you have to take care of yourself. It is your life.

2nd how to be poor tips, when you or one of your family member suffer from serious illness. As you know, medical fee is very expensive. How much would you like to pay for healthy body when your life is threatened? All money you have because you cannot bring your money to heaven or hell. That’s why medical fee is very expensive. Take care of your health and you will not become poor due to bad health. Take care of your family member also.

3rd how to be poor tips, buy liability that you think is asset. A same thing can be an asset and at the same time can be a liability. For example, some people say that a car is an asset. Some people say that a car is liability. Both are correct. So, how to differentiate? It is very simple. An asset will make money for you. A liability needs you to pay money. A car is an asset for taxi driver because the money he can make from the car is more than the money he uses on the car. A car is a liability when you do not make money from the car and you need to expense your money on it.

4th how to be poor tips, your earnings increment is less than inflation rate. Inflation rate will make you poor and you may not realize it. For example, your boss increases your salary from $2,000 to $2,100. You may think that now you are richer because you have extra $100. The increment percentage is 5%. Anyway, the inflation rate is 10%. Therefore, you are not richer but poorer. This is same to the savings. If your savings give you interest of 2% but inflation rate is 5%, then you are poorer not richer even though the amount of your savings increase. Remember, tomorrow 1 dollar is not today’s 1 dollar.

1st love tips, get naked. Please remember to get naked in front of him only. If you get naked in front of other people, then he will definitely does not feel love. On the other hand, he will feels angry. It is not enough to get naked in front of him. You need to let him release his energy. In other words, let him do anything with your body. After that, he will feel love. Use your hardware (body) for his software (soul) satisfaction. This is the fastest way to make him feel love.

2nd love tips, do not disturb him while he is enjoying something. He will appreciate if you do not nagging him. You may want to show your love by nagging him. Anyway, this is not a correct way. Sometimes, doing nothing is better than doing something. So, let him doing something and at the same time you doing nothing on him.

3rd love tips, release him at least once in a week. If you rear a dog, everyday you will release the dog to walk around. For your husband, you need to release him also because he should entitled better working benefit than the dog. Release him and let him go free. When he is tired, he will come back. This is also same for the dog.

4th love tips, help him to manage the trivial matters at home. Man does not like to manage little tiny matters. For example, man does not like to wash cloth. Therefore, sometimes man wears a same cloth for a few days including underwear. Wear until there is some weird smell. Why? This is because man is as lazy as a dog. That’s why man needs at least a woman.

5th love tips, if you can cook a good meal, then cook for him. On the other hand, if you cannot cook a good meal, then you better don’t cook because it is very torturing to become white rat and at the same time need to pretend very delicious. Remember, do not cook the same dish too often because it is very boring to eat the same food in short time even though it is delicious. This is like watching favorite movie repeatedly and at the end you will vomit even though you like the movie.

6th love tips, do not set strict rule at home. Woman likes to set strict rules for man. For example, cannot watch television after 10pm, must accompany for shopping during weekend, must wash the teeth before kissing and so on. This is not army camp, this is home. As long as he goes home, then it is good enough.

7th love tips, do not spend all of his money. Money he earns is from his sweat and blood. So, please sympathy with him. Let him have some money. This is because man will have more confidence if he has more money.

8th love tips, make some changes because of his words. When he says something, take note on it and make some changes according to what he said. For example, when he is watching movie and saying that Angelina Jolie is hot and sexy. Then, you may consider changing over your face and body similar to Angelina Jolie.

1st love tips, buy luxury and expensive item for her. This is a very effective way to make her feel love. You can buy her sport car, super bright diamond, super expensive handbag and so on. You use money to buy love. Anyway, if you are not rich, then you better don’t do it for even one time. This is because if you buy super expensive item for the first time, then next time you need to buy more expensive item for your wife to feel love.

2nd love tips, bath your wife. This is not expensive. You just need to waste some shampoo. Squeeze the shampoo on her body. Then, rub her body gently from top to bottom. After rubbing outside of her body, rubbing inside using your hard rock stick.

3rd love tips, remember your wife’s special day. Woman likes to celebrate important and non-important date. Do not forget important date such as her birthday, her wedding anniversary date and also non-important date such as date of first time meet, birthday of her mother and so on.

4th love tips, help her to do the housework. If you are hardworking enough, then help her to do all the housework. Anyway, there are consequences. If you do all the housework, then later she will expect you to do all the work. So, if you really want to help, you better choose the easy housework to show your love.

5th love tips, tell her you love her is the easiest way show your love. By saying you love her, you do not lose anything including your money. So, do it once in a time. Do not do it frequently because it will become boring.

6th love tips, spending time together to do something. Do some activities together. Please note that sleeping together is not included. Shopping together can be the favorite option. Of course, she would like you to accompany her to shop together especially during checkout. What you can do is do not bring too much cash and credit card / debit card during shopping.

7th love tips, hug her when she is cold. As you can watch in movie, when a woman felt into the water, a hero will jump into the water to save her. After saving the woman, the hero will hug the woman because woman is cold. After hugging, the woman will feel warm and fall in love with the hero. Why? This is because love is warm. If you give warm, then you are giving love. So, hug your wife when she is cold. Make sure you have enough fat. Start saving fat today!

8th love tips, give her something that she knows this is important to you. If you willing to give her something which is important to you, this means that you really love her. For example, you have a lot of Playboy magazine collections which are very important to you and your wife knows about that. To make her feel love, you submit the magazine to your wife. Of course, do not submit all. You just need to submit some of it.

9th love tips, praise her in front of friends. Whose friends? Of course, her friend and your friend. Woman likes to be praised. That’s why woman take a few hours in front of mirror to make up before goes out.

1st tips, employee is like a pear. The outer portion of a pear is sweet but inner portion is sour. People eat the outer sweet portion and throw away the inner sour portion. Boss is like that also. Boss just eat the sweet portion and throw away the sour portion. Boss always utilize all the energy of employees to help him or her make money. Boss will feel the sweet. Anyway, boss never understands the inner sour heart of employees. The inner sour portion of pear is thrown away.

2nd tips, boss is like onion. In order to know the heart of boss, employees have to peel one by one. When the employees peel one by one, the tears will drop down. After peeling all, the employees will found out that there is no heart in onion. Boss has no heart.

3rd tips, salary is like chicken wing. After taking out all the bones, there is only remain little meat to eat. After pay all the bills and expenses, the salary just remain a little bit. Only small portion of salary can be used at free will.

4th tips, meeting is like attending philosophy class. Before attending the class, you know about the subject. After you attend it, you will confuse about it.

5th tips, working place is like a jail. Once you go inside the working place, you lose your freedom. You have to stay until the sentence period is fulfilled before you are released. There are a lot of CCTVs watching what you are doing. Boss is like warden overseeing you and yelling at you. Beside your name, you are assigned with unique number for identification. Sometimes, all people have to wear the same clothes when stay inside and only wardens wear differently.

6th tips, senior management is like politician. They like to talk. They can talk about astronomy, geography, philosophy and so on. It seems like they know everything but at the end they do nothing. Anyway, their names appear at every report and their face appears at media.

7th tips, problem is like a magnet. It has the ability to stick. When there is problem, no body wants to touch it. If you have touched it, it will stick on you forever.

8th tips, working time is like a snail. It is crawling slowly. After a long period, you will see that it is still there. It is same with hour hand of company clock. The clock turning speed is very slow. After a long period, the hour hand is still showing at same number.

9th tips, target given by boss is like a star. You can see it on the sky. You feel that it is near. When you want to unplug it from the sky, you will find that it is not achievable.

10th tips, work is like drinking straw. You use drinking straw to drink the liquid. How do you do it? You have to suck to bring up the water. Work is like drinking straw. It is suck!

1st sexy tips, learn from others. It other words, copy from others. In the school, when teacher request you to submit your homework and you want to do it in fastest way, why should you do? Of course, copy from other student who is smart one. So, when you grow up, the principle is same. If you want to have more money, you just copy the way rich people make money. If you want to be sexy, then you just need to copy from the people you think that he or she is sexy. If you think Marilyn Monroe is sexy, then you just need to wear long skirt. After that, let the fans (either electrical fan or people fans) blow your long skirt and use two hands to cover the bottom important part.

2nd sexy tips, remember the sexy facial expression. A lot of people assume that sexy posture is the most important element to become sexy. Then, they learn all the classic sexy postures such as S shape. Anyway, sexy posture is not as important as sexy facial expression. For example, you open your leg wide while sitting on chair with dumb face. Do you think this is sexy? No! Because your face does not tell everybody that you are sexy. Your face just shows that your bottom is very hot and stuffy. If you can show the sexy facial expression, then you do not need to remember sexy posture because every posture will become sexy. Normally, sexy people play with their mouth and eyes to show their sexiness.

3rd sexy tips, create imagination. Sexy is about imagination. If there is no imagination, then there will be no sexy. For example, you just finished the forth and back exercise job with stranger on bed and lying on bed. Look at him or her. Do you think him or her still sexy as before? No. This is because there is no more imagination. You just finished the job. If you wear transparent cloth that other people can see clearly your body, then there will be no imagination. Hence, this is not sexy. On the other hand, if you wear cloth that people cannot see your body, then this is also not sexy. To be sexy, you wear cloth that people can see your body but it is not clear. Then, you can leave imagination to people. People will feel that you are sexy.

4th sexy tips, create healthy body. Healthy is the pre-requisite of sexy. Sick face with unbalanced body is not sexy. What is healthy body? For example, if a man is healthy, you can there is six or eight pieces of bread-shaped muscle on stomach. For healthy lady, you will see big bust, small waist and medium hip size. There are many ways to create healthy body. The simplest way is by exercise. Anyway, this is also the most time consuming way. With the advanced technology, you can create healthy body with faster ways such as eating pill, inject chemical, cosmetic surgery and so on.

5th sexy tips, let people think about sex. What is sexy? Sexy comes from the word sex. If you can make other people think about sex, then you are sexy. Please note that, you must make people think about sex with you, not with others. If you make people think about sex with the damn old man / lady in the home, then you are not sexy. Do anything that make people think about sex with you. For example, you can demonstrate the length of your tongue by licking the ice cream slowly. Then, has some comfortable sound "hmm… ooh… so delicious".

All bosses have some common characteristics. The main target of bosses is to make money. To make more and more money, bosses behave in some standard way. Read below blogging tips about characteristic of boss.

1st tips, boss like to pretend democratic. Forget about democratic in working place. There is no genuine democratic in working place. Anyway, boss still likes to pretend democratic. For example, boss is asking the opinion of his employees where to go for company annual trip. An employee suggests to go for oversea trip. Boss says that travel by airplane is too dangerous. Another employee suggests travel by sea on cruise ship. Boss says that travel by cruise ship is also dangerous. This is because big cruise ship like Titanic also can sink. Another employee suggests go to visit nearby country by road. Boss says that there are a lot of terrorists at nearby country. A smart employee suggests a trip around the city. Boss says that this is a good idea and can understand more about the city. As you can see, boss already make the decision. Anyway, boss wants someone who is smart to tell out his decision. Then, the boss can continue to become a good man or woman.

2nd tips, boss never admit mistake. There are some rules in working place you must know. First rule, boss never do a mistake. Second rule, if boss had done a mistake, then it is your mistake, not the boss’s mistake. If boss done a mistake, of course boss will know he or she had done a mistake. Then, he or she will make some corrections. Anyway, boss will never admit that this is his or her mistake.

3rd tips, boss afraids that you are too free. Boss pays you money to be busy. What you are busy about is not important. As long as you are busy, then boss will not harm you. Therefore, do not complete your task too fast. Drag it until the deadline. Remember this working rule: the reward for good performance is more tasks. Remember also this working rule: the more you do the more mistakes you will make. So, are you still working hard? It’s time to work smart.

4th tips, boss likes to tell the old story and repeat it for many times. Boss likes to tell story that happened once upon a time. One of the famous story boss will tell is how hard is the working environment 10 years ago or when the organization is just started. Now, the working environment and benefits given to the employees is much better.

6th tips, boss likes to find fault. Boss has the nose of dog. He or she can smell out the mistake you make easily. For example, you use 2 hours to complete a task. Boss says that you are too slow. Next day, you use 1 hour to complete the same task. Boss says that it is not good enough. There is always room for improvement. If you improve too much, then next time you will have nothing to improve. No matter how well you do, boss can always find out your fault.

7th tips, boss is very good in talking nonsense. Boss likes to talk. From up to astrology until down to geography, boss knows everything. Boss knows all the theories. Boss will tell you to do this and do that. Anyway, he or she will not dirty his or her hands.

First, the existing customers – don’t allow a sale from a customer close the door to future sales with that same contact. Often times, it is easier to bring a customer back and make a repeat sale then it is to gain a new client. Each customer you can capture is, yet, a tree in your forest of success. Try not to solely focus on new growth and turn your attention toward both the old and the new.

You might compare existing customers and undiscovered customers to a friendship. Consider this, it is much easier to keep your friend, who knows you, has had good experiences with you and trusts you over trying to find a new friend whose experience with you is limited. They may know your name (which is a great first step because word-of-mouth is the best form of advertising) but they do not know your other great attributes. You definitely want to share with them your strengths. However, cultivating your current friendship is much easier and can be more beneficial.

So what are the ways to nurture your current customers and enrich your relationship with them?

• Organization – Build a clean and organized database of customers with their personal information like email, phone number, address, interests and purchasing history. If you don’t have this information, you can use incentives that include free offers or contests if you sign up.

• Communicate – Create methods to keep your name in their heads. With special offers, thank you notes, holiday cards, newsletters, email updates and social media networks, you can continue to make the customer feel that they are important.

• Testimonials – Confirm that you generate happy clientele by including positive testimonials in your marketing strategy. Word-of-mouth advertising is the most successful in any business. For every happy customer, they will tell five people. For every unhappy customer, they will tell ten people. Keep them happy!

As you continue to cultivate your repeat customers, it is essential to your development to capture undiscovered customers, as well. There are some techniques that can assist your evolution.

• Direct marketing – Utilize email, standard mail and even the phone to bring in new customers. You want to outdo the competition. If they are offering a discount, offer a greater one. Especially in this economy, people are looking for the best deal. Give them what they are looking for.

• Testimonials – Again, using ‘real people’ makes your business seem tangible and trust-worthy.

• Personalization – Sending personalized stationary with a real signature can bring a new client your way.

• Referrals – Offer incentives to your current clients for bringing you new ones.

Marketing to your existing customers and your future customers’ takes time and thought. It is essential growing your business. By appreciating your loyal customers, and welcoming new ones into your forest, your business will flourish.

About the author: Eric Graves is the sales manager of Baslerco Inc, a print shop in Rapid City that specializes in custom printed sticky notes and other promotional items. Baslerco Inc has helped thousands of companies grow their business by up selling existing clients and harvesting new ones – all thanks to their personalized marketing materials.

It is miserable to be together if you found that you do not love your man or woman anymore. So, breakup is the choice. Anyway, there are some bad breakup locations. Read the blogging tips below.

1st bad breakup location, on the plane. This is because you cannot immediately walk away after you break up with your man or woman. If your man or woman cannot accept the breakup, he or she may open the door of the plane and jump off. This is very dangerous for the other passengers on the plane and also the people on the ground. For the life of passengers on the plane, please do not break up on the plane. In addition, what you say to your man or woman is audible to other people on the plane. This will affect the mood of other people.

2nd bad breakup location, in the restaurant. If you break up with your man or woman, he or she may throw the food to you. It will be very embarrassing. If you break up before ordering the food, the restaurant may kick you out because restaurant is a place to eat not a place to talk. If you break up after taking meal, your man or woman may throw the plates to you. This is more dangerous. In addition, your man or woman may vomit out the food. Other people will think that you bully him or her. Therefore, do not break up in the restaurant.

3rd bad breakup location, at your house. This is because you cannot walk away after breakup. If your man or woman does not want to leave your house, then you have to call police. Your neighbor will know about it. Your breakup news will spread around at your local town. If your man or woman is angry, he or she may damage your things.

4th bad breakup location, at his or her house. You may think that it is safe to break up at the house of your man or woman. This is wrong. This is because you assume that you can walk away after breakup. If your man or woman gets angry, he or she may lock you up in a room. At that time, your man or woman may do whatever thing he or she wants such as whipping you, bullying you and so on.

5th bad breakup location, at wedding day. If you break up with your man or woman during the wedding of other people, then it shows that you do not respect others. You will spoil the mood of people who attend the wedding ceremony. If you break up with your man or woman during your own wedding day, then you have to find someone to substitute for your man or woman. This is because wedding needs at least 2 people.

6th bad breakup location, at office. Your boss may punish you for breakup in the office. This is because you are using working time to break up with your man or woman. Your boss has to pay you for the hour that you do nothing. It is not advisable to break up in the office even though you can break up within rest time. This is because after breakup, normally productivity of the people will be decrease. Boss does not like this.

7th bad breakup location, during vacation. This is because you have to be together with your man or woman until the trip is end. In between, you may need to share a same room and a same bed with your man or woman. Another important thing is that why wasting money for vacation if you want to break up?

If you are creative enough, the rule of trading can also be applied in daily life. Below is a creative example of how to make money from buying low and selling high.

In a flight traveled from New York to London, a man who is professor feel boring and think of playing game with the beautiful blonde woman who sits beside. The rule is very simple: the man will ask the woman a question, if the woman unable to answer, the woman need to pay 10 dollars. In second round, the woman will ask question and the man need to answer. If the man unable to answer, the woman will get 10 dollars also.

Anyway, the woman does not agree because this is very boring. The woman started to turn her head to other side and prepare to sleep.

The man does not give up because he is professor. He thinks he knows everything in the world. Based on the statistics, normally blonde is not smart. So, the man proposes a change in the rule. If the man unable to answer, the man need to pay 100 dollars. If the woman unable to answer, she only needs to pay 10 dollars.

Immediately, the woman turns her head toward the man with sparkling eyes. Apparently, the woman agrees to the deal.

The man starts to ask the woman what is the speed of light. The woman does not say any word. Immediately, the woman takes 10 dollars from the pocket and passes to the man.

Now, it is the woman’s turn to ask question. The woman asks what is the thing that travels faster than light but travels slower than darkness. After asking the question, the woman turns her head and sleep.

The question had made the man puzzled. He searches through the encyclopedia that he carries but no answer. He starts to search online for the answer, post the question on forum and email colleagues for answer. Anyway, no people know. Finally, he contact NASA to get the answer but NASA does not know also.

The plane has starts to land and the woman also wakes up from sleep. The man automatically hands 100 dollars to the woman since he is gentleman. The woman thanks to the man and get ready to pack the personal things.

The man is in doubt and asks the woman what is the answer. Without saying anything, the woman hands the man 10 dollars.

This is an example where principle of trading rule can be used in normal life. In trading rule, buy at lower price and sell at higher price. In this case, we can manipulate the rule a little bit to become paying money at lower price and getting money at higher price. The woman pays 20 dollars and gets 100 dollars. The profit is 80 dollars. Not bad.

1st tips, never say to your boss this is not my job. This will show that you are very calculative. If you really think that this is not your job, then you have to explain to your boss. A very good reason is that the other person has better tools to do it or other person can get the data easily. For example, you are IT Engineer and your boss asks you to write a love letter to his or her spouse, this is really not your job. Then, you have to explain to your boss that you know well of programming language but for human language, please refer to Human Resources people. If you think that this job should be performed by your boss, then forget about it. Since he or she is your boss, he or she can ask you to do his or her job.

2nd tips, never say to your boss I do not know how to do it. If you say like this, your boss will say if you do not know how to do it, then you have to learn. So, before you say you do not know how to do it, you have to learn first. Find some right resources to learn such as experience people, online website, books and so on. If you still do not know how to do it, then you have to explain to your boss that you have try so hard but still do not know. For example, your boss asks you to build a rocket and you have learned from all resources but still do not know how to do it. Then, you can make a rocket toy and explain to your boss that you know how to build rocket toy but for space rocket, you need another 3 years of formal education and 10 years of experience. At least you have try but still do not know how to do it.

3th tips, never say to your boss I only can do one task at a time. Your boss will tell you that you are outdated. Modern people do several things at a time. For example, we are driving a car and at the same time talking to the phone and eating bread. Now even a computer chip can do multiple tasks simultaneously. If you are just come out from the jungle or cave, welcome to modern world!

4th tips, never say to your boss it cannot be done. What do you mean with cannot be done? Now human beings already stand on the moon, what other thing cannot be done? If you think it cannot be done, then you have to prove it. You have to do it first. If you have tried it but still cannot be done, then explain to your boss. If you think it cannot be done and you do not want to try first, then you need to exaggerate the resources need or the consequences such as need a lot of money to buy the equipment, lost of productivity and so on. This may scare your boss and do not need to be done.

5th tips, never say to your boss company needs you. It seems like you are very important to the company. Unfortunately, in company anyone can be replaced whether you are technician, engineer, manager or CEO. If you leave the company, the people inside the company may suffer but company still running.

Apple Computers

Apple was the favorite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues did not suggest a better name by 5 o’clock that evening.

Motorola

Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola.

Adobe

This name is comes from the river Adobe Creek that flow behind the house of founder John Warnock.

3M

The name originated from Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company which have 3 ‘M’ wording in the name.

Mercedes

This was actually the daughter’s name of financier.

CISCO

It is not an acronym as popularly believed. It is short name for San Francisco.

Corel

The name was derived from the founder’s name Dr. Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland Research Laboratory.

Hotmail

Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing email via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in mail and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letters ‘html’ – the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective uppercasing.

Hewlett Packard

Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.

Coca Cola

Coca-Cola’s name is derived from the coca leaves and kola nuts used as flavoring.

Intel

Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company – Moore Noyce but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.

Compaq

This name was formed by using COM for computer and PAQ to denote a small integral object.

Lotus (Notes)

Mitch Kapoor got the name for his company from ‘The Lotus Position’ or ‘Padmasana’. Kapoor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

Microsoft

Coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the ‘-’ was removed later on.

Oracle

Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency). The code name for the project was called Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such). The project was designed to help use the newly written SQL code by IBM. The project eventually was terminated but Larry and Bob decided to finish what they started and bring it to the world. They kept the name Oracle and created the RDBMS engine. Later they kept the same name for the company.

Sony

It originated from the Latin word ’sonus’ meaning sound, and ’sonny’ a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster.

Sun

Founded by 4 Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network. Andreas Bechtolsheim built a microcomputer. Vinod Khosla recruited him and Scott McNealy to manufacture computers based on it and Bill Joy to develop a UNIX-based OS for the computer.

Yahoo!

The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book ‘Gulliver’s Travels’. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos.

Google

The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search engine would be able to search. It was originally named Googol, a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders, Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to Google… thus the name.

The story started once upon a time when God first create animal and man.

First, God created first donkey and said to the donkey:

“You name is donkey. You will work from sunrise to sunset without rest and carrying burdens on your back. Meanwhile, you will eat grass and you will have no intelligence. I let you live for 50 years.”

The donkey answered:
“Oh! My God! To live 50 years is too much. Give me only 20 years. Another 30 years I do not want”
God granted the donkey’s wish.

Second, God created first dog and said to the dog:
“You name is dog. You will guard the house of man. You will be his best friend as long as you are alive. You will eat the scraps that he gives you. I let you live for 30 years.”

The dog answered:
“Oh! My God! To live 30 years is too much. Just give me 15 years. Another 15 years I do not want”
God granted the dog’s wish.

Third, God created first monkey and said to the monkey:
“You name is monkey. You will swing from branch to branch of the tree and doing tricks. You will be amusing others. I let you live for 20 years.”

The monkey answered:
“Oh! My God! To live 20 years is too much. Just give me 10 years. Another 10 years I do not want”
God granted the monkey’s wish.

Finally, God created first man and said to the man:
“You name is man. You are the only rational creature on the face of earth. You will use your intelligence to become the master of all animals. You will dominate the world. I let you live for 20 years.”

Man answered:
“Oh! My God! To live 20 years is too short. Just give me the 30 years that the donkey does not want, 15 years that the dog gives up and another 10 years that the monkey rejected. In addition, give me another 10 years.”
God granted the man’s wish.

From that time on, man lives happily 20 years as a man. Then, man starts to marry and spends 30 years like a life of donkey, working like hell and carrying all the burdens on the back.

After that, when the children are grown up, man lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever food that is given to him.

When man is old, he retires and live another 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another. At the same time, man doing tricks to amuse the grandchildren.

This is life. Oh! My God! It is damn true! How about another 10 years? Oh ya! Another 10 years, man doing nothing and just waiting to be called back by God. Welcome to become man!